If you thought that Perrie Edward’s reaction to Zayn Malik bending a kneecap and brandishing a ring was remarkably cool and considered, you should probably think harder.
After all, he’d already inked her face on his bicep. Which – taking divorce statistics and tattoo removal rates – is really more of a permanent commitment on the grand scale of things.
So she probably got her shrieking out of the way then.
Which means that she’s been able to spend the last few weeks planning her nuptials to the One Direction singer. Just as Harry Styles has spent the last few weeks finding his date to take to the reception.
And according to Heat magazine – Perrie and Zayn’s ceremony going to be really, really original.
Yep, not only are they looking at the venue where Posh and Becks tied the knot, but Perrie is apparently going to get her wedding dress designed by none other than Vera Wang. Possibly because Vera Wang is a very talented bridalwear designer.
Possibly because she’s the only bridalwear designer Perrie has ever heard of.
Not that budget is a problem. Heat’s ‘source’ believes that Zayn is prepared to spend £1.2 million pound coins on the wedding. Which should cover costs if Perrie changes her mind at the last minute and decides to get married in a pair of DMs and a bobble hat.
Which wouldn’t necessarily be the worst thing that’s ever happened.
She does own a lot of nice bobble hats.